her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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