I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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