Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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