So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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