I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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