she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
smell my finger.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
God, I missed his penis.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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