White coat. Heels.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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