I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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