the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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