Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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