Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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