Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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