I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
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U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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