did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Randomize
