What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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