I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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