i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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