Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just googled if crying burns calories
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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