seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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