I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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