I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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