I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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