So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
No stitches, just platelets and will power
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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