he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
This is the high leading the old right now
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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