Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
