I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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