google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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