My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
my shit smells like andre
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Randomize
