Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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