omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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