using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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