it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i believe in u and ur pee
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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