Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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