Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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