Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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