He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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