David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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