batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
