She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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