Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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