I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize
