Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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