Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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