just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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