So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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