"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just invented taco cereal.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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