Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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