Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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