so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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