i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
