That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
